Its crazy that people think these are your options.

Become some kind of freakish bow tie wearing Confederate History dork who self-flagellates nightly for fear of losing his virginity to a non-TradWife.

Or collapse into an optiate fueled stupor to escape the pain of modern existence.

Like your only to paths in life are neuroticism or complete numbness. Jesus Christ that's bleak.

Please sign me up for None Of The Above. I'll take terminally online Leftist Utopianism over that shit any day.