https://nitter.net/KimDotcom/status/1594772746801926144
Someone please call the police and rescue that poor turkey.
Also the tradition of the President pardoning a single turkey on a holiday where millions are killed for a pointless over the top feast is peak liberalism.
This is just a picture of a normal turkey in front of some bush, right? I don't get what's weird about it. But maybe I am a bit unsettled by something in it, because I have this weird feeling like someone is breathing on the right side of my neck even though I'm alone in my apartment and
Utter_Karate is fine. There was nothing behind him, Jack. Please look at the picture of the turkey again.
Eh...this is a farmed one, which is bred to have white feathers because their pin feathers are less visible when the carcass is dressed
Actual turkeys are still weird looking goobers, but this is an abomination bred for optimum consumption
My dad has a couple dozen turkeys around his house and they're kinda cute imo. I can sort of imitate a turkey gobble that usually gets them to gobble back, which I think makes me their leader.
The American President has a tradition of ceremonially pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving week. This is a fake photograph referencing Biden's history of inappropriate behavior with women.
I know it sounds like a bit but I swear to god I'm not making it up.
Murder most fowl a crazy story about a rogue turkey that wreaked havoc on a bourgeois new England town. It's act two in the link.
