Know how to spot these clowns when their shit goes viral and is widely approved of. Never trust a Greek statue, never trust the Nordic runes

Link: https://twitter.com/trad_west_art/status/1594990274937516033?s=46&t=D8z3jrXsplD9fwnbPB50aA

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    100% in support of chuds shooting each other over stupid bullshit like who was at fault in a fender-bender

  • kkitsuragisleftnut [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Please don't tell me these are two adults talking like this on a public forum. It has to be dweeby debate bro teens, it has to be.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The many biographical accounts of her life, from the eighteenth century onwards, include stories of her winning several duels with the sword — on one occasion with three noblemen in the same evening, after she kissed a young woman at a ball — and beating the singer Louis Gaulard Dumesny after he insulted the other women at the Opera.[1] She continued to wear men's clothes in public and had relationships with both men and women.[5] [7]

    Only if I can choose Julie d'Aubigny as my champion.

      • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Tfw when you've been working 80 hour weeks turning a crank in a factory since you were 6 and you come home to practice fencing every night until you're finally skilled enough to challenge your boss to a duel and he laughs in your face and tells you to get back to turning the crank.

        Not even the rich aristocrat dipshits all learned it. There's plenty of stories of someone getting in over their head and suddenly needing to cram in fencing lessons. And by the late 1700's, it was more common to duel with pistols, because nobody had time to learn that shit.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    K let's Duel. You get handcuffs, a blindfold,and a lit cigarette.

    I get a blunderbuss that I get to stuff with whatever random shit seems fun to shoot with.

    I think these odds are favorable.

  • Circra [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Lol dueling covers a lot of different things than these chumps seem to imagine. I'm by no means an expert but yeah first off, a lot of the time it actually wasn't legal at all and you could if you weren't connected or rich enough get into serious trouble for it. Also whether it was legal or not, you really were not supposed to kill your opponent. Usually it would be the first blood that decided it. Dueling with guns for instance back then might even be just both duelists firing off a shot, wildly missing cos frankly early pistols were not known for their accuracy and calling it a day.

    There were also a tonne of formal and informal rules around it. If we applied it to nowdays you wouldn't for instance usually be able to challenge someone to a duel if they cut in before you in a queue. Looking back, a lot of those reasons for duels happening historically seem frivalous to us but they tended to be real and significant insults or slights in the society at the time.

    Apparently in some European countries they'd wear special helmets that protected pretty much everywhere but the cheeks cos that way you could get a dashing dueling scar on your cheek rather than an eye gouged out.

    Not to mention it was usually, whether legal or technically illegal but kinda somewhat tolerated, limited by social class. The closest these chumps would come to dueling would be a punch up outside a pub which yeah, you can totally still do if that's what floats your boat. Sorry mate but being the son of a moderately well off dentist or car dealership owner wouldn't translate to the level of social clout you think it would.

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Apparently in some European countries they’d wear special helmets that protected pretty much everywhere but the cheeks cos that way you could get a dashing dueling scar on your cheek rather than an eye gouged out.

      That was Prussia/Germany, and IIRC it pretty much turned into a hazing/rite of passage thing for aristocrats at universities, where the scars shifted from being a consequence of dueling to a sign that someone stood still and explicitly allowed someone to hit them in the face with a sword because the scars were a prestige mark signaling an aristocratic military education.

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        This is correct. It is known as the Mensur and is practiced by Burschenschaften (far right frats) in Germany and Austria until this day. They get up in historical uniforms , bring out the rapiers and cut up each others' faces as a rite of initiation. In return for conforming to the incredibly chuddy environment, the students get cheap or even free boarding in dorms that are palatial mansions in prohibitively expensive student towns and become part of vast good ole boy networks while developing a serious alcohol problem and singing nazi marching tunes.

        • 7bicycles [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          You're forgetting all the sexual assault that is common at the Burschenschaften

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      There were also a tonne of formal and informal rules around it.

      angry Libertarian noises

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The French had to ban dueling because their military officers kept killing each other. I say we bring back dueling but only for and among the bourgeoisie and DoD officers.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      Any officer in the US military should be allowed to challenge a superior officer to a duel in order to seize their rank. The Joint Chiefs should all be the fastest guns in their respective branches of government.

      Also, the Secretary of Defense should be challenged to a duel by the Senate President as part of confirmation.

  • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    My wife's great^3-grandfather apparently avoided being drafted into the Franco-Prussian war by challenging the recruiting officer to a duel, winning, and then fleeing overseas.

  • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Wonder what these assholes would say about some drill rappers shooting at each other over a grave insult?