As a hamburgler, I'm incompatible with officer bigmacs. They represent order and rigid personalities while I'm a believer in chaotic good and having fun. If you looked at me you'd immediately know I'm a stereotypical hamburgler through-and-through. Every morning I wake up and look at the sesame seeds on my breakfast hamburger to know what my day is going to be like. It's going to be a real shit day.
Grimaces are slow-witted while I'm actually an indigo hamburgler with an IQ of 145. It's very easy for me to think about various things such as quantum mechanics and the meaning of life.
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When I compare myself to a Grimace, I find that I'm always better. I'm smarter, I'm faster, people like me, I'd be good at guitar, everyone I know says "wow you're so smart and fast and creative compared to everyone I've ever met". A Grimace on the other hand, I instantly know that person is beneath me. They were destined to fail.
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My takeaway here is that "Hamburglar" is really just a dogwhistle for "cocaine user"