:xi-vote: :aus-delenda-est:

  • Shoegazer [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    China invading Taiwan is just disinformation to throw off the westoids. Xi's true ambitions is to establish Greater China with Australia being the newest addition to the people's republic

    • sempersigh [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      insert emote of a kangaroo with a gun and laser eyes here

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Broke: Anti-access defenses behind the first island chain.

      Woke: Breaking the first island chain by reuniting with Taiwan island.

      Bespoke: Breaking all the island chains by taking Australia.

  • Hoyt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Communism with australian characteristics is called Dingoism

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Covid-zero strongman.

    for non Australians, "Dictator Dan" is the most milquetoast comprimising succdem imaginable.

    • forcequit [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      I voted for Restore Democracy Sack Dan Andrews party (i didnt)

  • DigimonOtis [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    :xi-beard: <(I'm honoured to be not only the general secretary of the communist party of china, but also the new premier of Victoria. With international cooperation and harmony anything is possible.)
    :soypoint-2: <(THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD HAVE WON. CHINA MUST HAVE HACKED.)

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      2 years ago

      The prank vote shouldn't have stopped with Australias :xi-god-emperor: