Playing like a total asshole is the only way to mercifully end a game of Monopoly.
This sounds good in theory, but for those of us who are generally annoying to their friends, nobody wants to do deals and will give sweetheart deals that hurt you because your schtick is being funny while you complain :spider-mad:
There was a post on here some time ago imagining a FALGSC future, think star trek, where a group of people are trying to play some "old earth games" like monopoly, but they're stumped by how they could be fun when they instinctively keep sharing money, tokens, etc whenever someone starts to run low.
I don't know, it made me smile.
My family makes 0 trades, to the point where literally no one can make rents high enough to start beating go money forcing the game to stalemate every time.
My will to live leaving my body when I'm forced to play Monopoly.
Whenever I would play Monopoly as a kid I would volunteer to be the banker so I could steal money without the others knowing. That's pretty poinient when I think back to it lol