I don’t think I’ve fully internalized how frankly bizarre the world of suburban mega churches are. And I’m saying that as somebody who attended one as a kid.
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If it weren't for the fact that this is a religious tax dodging scheme, the idea of drum corps suspended from wires is cool as fuck.
I played my drum for Him, pa-rum pum pum pum
I played my best for Him, pa-rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum
Then He smiled at me, pa-rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum
Sorry Jesus, after paying for the the rigging, the harnesses, the safety inspections, and insurance I'm broke as fuck and have no alms for the poor. But listen to this sick drum solo!
Insurance? That's what god is for.
Jesus take the wire