Have an dinner with some friends tonight and the gimmick is everyone has to give a toast - like a speech, song, poem, etc. I'm the resident commie so I kind of want to do something on brand.. any ideas?
Have an dinner with some friends tonight and the gimmick is everyone has to give a toast - like a speech, song, poem, etc. I'm the resident commie so I kind of want to do something on brand.. any ideas?
Assuming your friends are all workers, you could make a toast to yourselves and all other workers of the world, likening the continued solidarity among your friends to that of the workers of the world. Then it's somewhat heartfelt and if a lib complains about you getting "too political", you can tell them to shut up. This will definitely not go badly.
This, plus if OP is in the US, toast to the railroad workers and wish them a very pleasant illegal strike