Follow up tweets...
before you reply to my silly funny haha joke with either 'doritos have different amounts of flavour on them' or 'buy organic fruit' please consider that i have already been repeatedly told both of these things for the past 9 hours and they're both wrong. thanks
some nerd: not if you know how to pick fruit correctly 🤓
me: bravo sir. while you are busy running your various tests on a mango ill be elsewhere experiencing Joy
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW IF YOU LOVE FRUIT OR HATE DORITOS!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!
I can't shop for fresh food at supermarkets anymore, I keep getting burned with shit that's about to turn but was hidden nestled in the bosom of decent fruit (like blackberries). I have a couple local grocers I trust, bonus they're both ethnic grocers so I can get legit gochujang or eid food depending on the season!