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before you reply to my silly funny haha joke with either 'doritos have different amounts of flavour on them' or 'buy organic fruit' please consider that i have already been repeatedly told both of these things for the past 9 hours and they're both wrong. thanks

some nerd: not if you know how to pick fruit correctly 🤓

me: bravo sir. while you are busy running your various tests on a mango ill be elsewhere experiencing Joy

I DON'T NEED TO KNOW IF YOU LOVE FRUIT OR HATE DORITOS!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    It honestly does suck when you bite down on a fruit and it's a complete dud, just money straight down the drain :kitty-cri:

    What if we just did cloning on the best fruit we could find??? :bazinga:

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      What if we just did cloning on the best fruit we could find??? :bazinga:

      That already happens, its called selective breeding.

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          My startup will DISRUPT THE GLOBAL FOOD SUPPLY.

          • Putin, pitching the military action in Ukraine.
      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Unfortunately :porky-happy: has never been interested in selectively breeding for flavor, they breed for size and yield, and if that means your apples end up less sweet then that doesn't matter because we sold a higher number of them.