• Shoegazer [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Marx is basically Keanu Reeves in CP2077 but he just keeps telling you to kill every businessman you see

    :cyber-lenin: is the old man who's seen shit that you can only have nightmares of

    Stalin is still a bank robber and he owns a dance club that's actually a front for criminal activities

    Mao is the foreign spy who kidnaps you and is about to shock your nipples but soon realizes you were just a patsy in a reactionary plan

    Fidel knows a guy who knows a guy who can get a good deal on AK47s, illegal cigars, and yachts with mounted machine guns

    And Che is the underground doctor who patches you up on a non sterilized surgical table that he also uses when operating on people's pets during his morning job