• Shoegazer [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Marx is basically Keanu Reeves in CP2077 but he just keeps telling you to kill every businessman you see

    :cyber-lenin: is the old man who's seen shit that you can only have nightmares of

    Stalin is still a bank robber and he owns a dance club that's actually a front for criminal activities

    Mao is the foreign spy who kidnaps you and is about to shock your nipples but soon realizes you were just a patsy in a reactionary plan

    Fidel knows a guy who knows a guy who can get a good deal on AK47s, illegal cigars, and yachts with mounted machine guns

    And Che is the underground doctor who patches you up on a non sterilized surgical table that he also uses when operating on people's pets during his morning job

    • Lussy [any]
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      2 years ago

      Lenin looks like Walter White, Marx looks like Revolver Ocelot, Che looks like Snake, Fidel looks like a Spanish fuckboi, and Stalin looks like a Bollywood actor.

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Bisexual lighting will do that to a man who never spent a day of his adult life not being incredibly sexy

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Who's bottom right? Engels? Kropotkin?

    Lenin be lookin all :walter-shock:

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I can't look at that without hearing C&C Red Alert music. :cat-vibing:

  • puff [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Holy fucking shit why can't they all be reborn in modern America ugh

  • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I'm watching you guys generate more cyberpunk communists on discord right now lmao

  • 7bicycles [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I feel like the existance of cyberpunk sort of excludes the existance of revolutionary communists within the setting, thematically

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      There are canonically Communists in the setting. The TTRPG it comes from is by a Communist.

      • 7bicycles [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I'm not opposed to there being communists in cyberpunk, that seems super fitting. I'm saying how would there be an Aug Che? What'd he do in that world?

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          The USSR exists, albiet under the sufferance of SovOil (Gorby succeeded and it's somehow even worse than rl)

          I also think Wyoming is Socialist and mostly succeeds by playing corps off against each other.

          As for orgs, there are unions and they organise but it's 19th century underground shit since they immediately get shot if anyone notices they exist.