Marx is basically Keanu Reeves in CP2077 but he just keeps telling you to kill every businessman you see
:cyber-lenin: is the old man who's seen shit that you can only have nightmares of
Stalin is still a bank robber and he owns a dance club that's actually a front for criminal activities
Mao is the foreign spy who kidnaps you and is about to shock your nipples but soon realizes you were just a patsy in a reactionary plan
Fidel knows a guy who knows a guy who can get a good deal on AK47s, illegal cigars, and yachts with mounted machine guns
And Che is the underground doctor who patches you up on a non sterilized surgical table that he also uses when operating on people's pets during his morning job
Mao is the foreign spy who kidnaps you and is about to shock your nipples
:hyperflush:
Lenin looks like Walter White, Marx looks like Revolver Ocelot, Che looks like Snake, Fidel looks like a Spanish fuckboi, and Stalin looks like a Bollywood actor.
Bisexual lighting will do that to a man who never spent a day of his adult life not being incredibly sexy
Who's bottom right? Engels? Kropotkin?
Lenin be lookin all :walter-shock:
They have a whole bunch of them here
Here's Sankara :sankara-bass:
that's just regular Thomas Sankara with synthwave lighting, which proves that Sankara already was cyberpunk before it was cool
Seriously, I would let all these dudes have gay sex with me. Damn. Homosexuality. Love it.
I'm watching you guys generate more cyberpunk communists on discord right now lmao
