• Sea_Gull [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I miss the period of time where he was sleeping off apple cider steak farts in Siberia.

      • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        He was aroused from his coma, first thing he said when asked was "they should have let more people die of covid."

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        He actually got hypoxic brain damage during his artificial coma, most likely because he was still recovering from a lung infection he had contracted during one of his previous, failed detox attempts in Canada. The covid stuff happened later, when he was in Serbia with his family to learn how to walk and type unassisted again.

          • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            :bolso-joker: would have double down on the benzos, publicly spooning them from a cornflakes bowl like a cloud rapper

            toxic masculinity will always get you into health troubles over time, it's unavoidable, but nobody does it with as much determination as Bolsonaro.

      • Shoegazer [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        while his daughter left to party with andrew tate and a russian stalinist