I have to fly home for the holidays, but I fucking hate flying. Should I smoke some weed before to make the miserable journey worth it? Will they do a test during the security check to see if I'm high? I know carrying weed is illegal but what if it's inside my bloodstream already? Can they arrest me? I don't want to go to jail. Can I get some gummies at least past security to have on the plane?
Yes they will do a test during the security check. TSA takes forever because everyone has to piss in a cup and wait for the results to come back in. If you fail the test you get taken by the Piss Cops to jail.
That was my job before I got promoted to the :volcel-police:
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They just do a simple taste test to speed things along.
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