I have to fly home for the holidays, but I fucking hate flying. Should I smoke some weed before to make the miserable journey worth it? Will they do a test during the security check to see if I'm high? I know carrying weed is illegal but what if it's inside my bloodstream already? Can they arrest me? I don't want to go to jail. Can I get some gummies at least past security to have on the plane?
they're running paramilitary weed sniffing units now. in addition to weed, these machines are trained to attack at the sight of a single rasta hat, with or without the dreads sewn in. it's getting dangerous out there and not a lot of it makes sense
got a call the other day about a friend of mine he got got by the robot dogs for the crime of wearing a beanie a sweatshirt and pyjama pants to pick up some snacks at the couche tard by his house
to shreds, they said
they don't even care that its legal here the robo dogs just rove across the north american continent murdering anyone who looks vaguely like an extra in a harold and kumar flick, despicable
i'm so sorry you and your friend had to go through that. my first experience with the roving packs of robot "Weed Whackers" was when my brother was ripped to tiny pieces only seconds after buying the greatest hits of Sublime on compact disc
:michael-laugh:
this sounds like a slur
deleted by creator
My freshman roommate had a Bob Marley tapestry hanging over his bed and I've been on the run ever since.
the man only ever talked about peace and they turned it into a war... damn