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I too make up silly shit when I have to lie on the spot, panic, then make up something off the top of my head.
But I'm not B*itish, so I've got that going for me
It's like the French version of the Key and Peele East-West Pro Bowl sketch
C'est moi, l'homme de francais, John French. oh hon hon hon! Je parle le vrai mots et je suis d'ici. Ou est le, how-you-say, <<base de secret>>?