May Alan Greenspan also be killed in a duel

  • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    imagine in like 2110 someone makes a rap musical about Alan Greenspan

    Thanks to ChatGPT, we don't have to wait until 2110. Hell, we don't even have to wait until the end of the day.

      • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        I made it do a rap battle of the era, I’ll report myself to the gulag:

        (Verse 1: John Oliver)

        I've done some digging and the evidence is clear

        Alan Greenspan had ties to Epstein, that much is clear

        They were members of the same exclusive clubs

        And Greenspan even flew on Epstein's plane, it's time for him to come clean and fess up

        (Chorus: John Oliver and Bari Weiss)

        Alan Greenspan, what's the deal?

        Did you really have no part in Epstein's wheel?

        Alan Greenspan, tell us the truth

        Did you have ties to that sleazy dude?

        (Verse 2: Bari Weiss)

        I understand your skepticism, but let's not be hasty

        Greenspan has always been a man of integrity, that's a fact, see

        He may have associated with Epstein, but that's no crime

        Let's not jump to conclusions, let's give him the benefit of the doubt this time

        (Chorus: John Oliver and Bari Weiss)

        Alan Greenspan, what's the deal?

        Did you really have no part in Epstein's wheel?

        Alan Greenspan, tell us the truth

        Did you have ties to that sleazy dude?

        (Verse 3: John Oliver)

        I'm not saying he's guilty of anything

        But it's clear that he was part of Epstein's inner circle, that's a fact, king

        He can't deny that he flew on Epstein's plane

        And now he's trying to distance himself, it's all just a game

        (Chorus: John Oliver and Bari Weiss)

        Alan Greenspan, what's the deal?

        Did you really have no part in Epstein's wheel?

        Alan Greenspan, tell us the truth

        Did you have ties to that sleazy dude?

        (Bridge: Bari Weiss)

        Greenspan is a man of great renown

        He's been a leader in the field of economics, that's no joke

        Let's not tarnish his legacy with baseless accusations

        There may be some association, but that doesn't mean he's guilty of anything, only speculation

        (Chorus: John Oliver and Bari Weiss)

        Alan Greenspan, what's the deal?

        Did you really have no part in Epstein's wheel?

        Alan Greenspan, tell us the truth

        Did you have ties to that sleazy dude?