Don't mind me, just dusting off the good ol
for the future eventfrantically trying to calculate the appropriate amount of peppermint oil to put in the diffuser
I hope British monarchs keep dying off rapidly and the UK bankrupts itself paying for all the billion dollar funerals and coronations
https://www.tiktok.com/@richardparry/video/7143913418431417602
Can even automate it like this to increase monarch death efficiency
Those potions were for only the strongest of beings and he is clearly among the weakest
All this funeral planning sounds stressful and exhausting. Let me offer my simple and free-of-charge solution that will lift the burden off these tireless bureaucrats: dump his bloated corpse into the river
He'd better not croak before we get money with his face on it. It's only going to be the one year, so it's going to be very collectible!
This is actually a very interesting point... Are there generally money changers inside international airports?
Usually and in some big malls (in the US at least). Probably some online dealer who won't scalp ya either but who knows.
The monarch deaths will continue until there is no monarchy... abdication would make the number zero immediately. Up to you, Charlie and Billy. If I ever somehow met William I'd 100% be the most obnoxious American ever and slap his hand when shaking and yell at him "Billy ol' chap you fackin' removed!" in a shitty fake accent. As is my right as an American.
Much like "there's always money in the banana stand" "always be an asshole to Brits" is a truism
Here lies Charles:
"For Nazis his uncle was hot,
Poor Charlie only got,
Fingers of a brat"
You're laughing. The King got his hands stuck in pickle jars for 6 hours when he was a lad and you're laughing.
wishing him a very dead
