:liberalism: My politics may have gotten a bit extreme for your taste

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    "Yeah, you see that guy at the end of the bar? That's Kum Guzlerr, he's a notorious smuggler who once stole one of Darth Vader's capes and lost it in a card game to Lando in exchange for a pair of brown leather boots you may remember from..."

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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        edit-2
        2 years ago

        In fact, if you had read "Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina" you'd know he is a card-carrying jizz-wailer that he frequently uses as cover when hiding from the law.