• BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      "The movie busniess is dead" is certainly a take. I read an article trying to understand what he meant. Apparently its cause its not the 90's anymore lol

      • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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        2 months ago

        so much of reactionary thought boils down to "it's not [decade] when X was good and i'm PISSED about it"

  • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Nobody wanted to laugh at his lazy "gay french king" joke, and now the world will never be allowed to hear the end of it

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    We will move on from the DC and MCU rivalry to the Kellogg's versus General Mills cinematic universes. I am looking forward to a gritty reboot of Count Chocula along with Lucky Charms 3: Easter Rising and Lucky Charms 4: The Goodest of Fridays. Maybe Gerry Adams will still be alive for a cameo.

    • Krem [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      how about a period film about how one brave corporation tried to stave off the dgn*racy of their time and turn a generation of young men into based nofappers by using a genius recipe for bland breakfast foods?

      • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        As long as a major plot point is based on how much circumcision could prevent masturbation. The real Iron Man of the KCU (Kellogg's Cinematic Universe).

        • huf [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          i refuse to even contemplate watching this filth if there's not a 30 minute scene that's about colonic irrigation with coffee!

  • WELCOMETHRILLHO [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    I could be misremembering, but I believe this was actually made a while ago, and he had been trying to make it for even longer, but everyone knew it was/would be shit. Sort of like that tulip movie

  • huf [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    i think jerry's finally found his level.