This one is kinda funny because it's so absurd, and also anyone with 32k to invest in the first place can't be doing that badly. However, it's fucked up how gambling on your phone, sports and crypto as well as stocks, has just been completely normalized over the last couple of years.

This also might be a glitch (the number looks suspiciously close to the 32 bit max). But in that case it's fucked up how people's live are so controlled by completely unaccountable tech companies who don't provide support unless you're a corporate customer with millions of dollars in monthly spending.

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Just put it in a money market account with your credit union. The one I go to returns 3% per year plus dividends. And it's accessible at any time with no fees.