![God will bring his judgment on this nation for [checks notes]... a mega corporation deciding an amusement ride should be slightly less racist...](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/fTMmwoHtlu.jpg){kind=link}
Just so we're clear here Karen... the USA will NOT incur God's wrath for genociding the native people and taking their land, or enslaving millions and subjecting them to humiliation beyond words, or killing millions in the global south just so the rich can have unhindered access to cheap resources and labor. No no no, none of that. God will judge this nation and cleanse it with righteous fire because some water ride for families from Tulsa is gonna get shut down to remove some stuff that's racist.
Right, OK, boy I'm sure glad your religion isn't just totally made up anything, because that all just makes too much sense.
It wasn't supposed to be one of the best rides in the park, they just accidentally put a team really good at ride design in charge