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  • determinism2 [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    Oh this frightens you?

    pans to a stockpile of bottled water and chips that you will have to gnaw through your mattress to access

  • Barabas [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Good thing that they zoomed in on the supplies in each one, I'd have gotten worried otherwise.

  • Hoyt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    ok so you're on top of the mattress, and underneath the mattress is all the supplies you need. let's say the whole thing was necessary [you are now trapped under rubble and the lid wont open] and worked perfectly [you didn't get killed by the mechanism], how do you move the mattress to get to the supplies. like, i've tried to put a fitted sheet on a bed that im on top of enough to know that you might get like 1 of those water bottles out

  • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    2 years ago

    A vase on the other side of the room falls to floor and jolts me awake. I have just enough time to sit up and open my eyes to look before my neck is sliced in half by the two falling metal doors I installed l on my ceiling last week. They never found my body until 5000 years later, when some archaeologists from the Cockroach Empire cracked open my tomb and assumed I was buried in some sort of religious ceremony.

  • edge [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    On the bright side, you'll be all set up in your casket before they even find you. They could even bury you on the spot!

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I'd rather be killed in the collapsing rubble than be trapped in a metal coffin shitting where I sleep for weeks with no guarantee of rescue

  • GorbinOutOverHere [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    idk why they only have one with an angled roof, it seems like it would be stronger and more resistant to debris and also maybe angle it away so you're not necessarily buried under rubble, maybe

  • RussianEngineer [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    why is it always this guy with the craziest and strangest CAD animations

    more craziness from this animator:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FwDMzIbZrg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgQAfNP0RNA

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This is exactly how I want to die in a building collapse. Slowly by dehydration in a hot metal box.