:bloomer: I will get a unionized job with the city. I'll use my new cash to pay off my credit card, and then immediately go into an irresponsible amount of debt on a new motorcycle.

Also, I will hook up both of my parents' dogs and mine as a sled pulling team. Probably gonna do it on a bike first before taking them all somewhere with snow to do it for real, but it's gonna be so fucking cool when it all comes together.