Cats should go outside

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But make them wear shoes to cover them little claws

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It's fair as long as the cats take their shoes off before entering the house.

  • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Shoes are bourgeois decadence. Of all comrades I thought you would be in favor of touching dirt.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Apparently cars alone account for a huge proportion of outdoor cat deaths. Plus parasites, disease, fights with dogs, fights with other cats, fights with racoons, fights with skunks, very very one-sided fights with coyotes, eagles, accidents other unspecified, and god knows what else. Life is harsh when you weigh five pounds.

      • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        very very one-sided fights with coyotes

        This is really it in all the rural and even some urban areas I've lived in lol. Cats that roam beyond their neighborhood (or if they live out in an sparsely populated area to begin with) will eventually find their way into the areas where coyotes tend to hang out.

        Coyotes when they see an outdoor suburban cat:

        :pete-eat:

        • Ligma_Male [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          i forget which of the five websites that just post screenshots of the other four websites, but there was a story about some guy who had a lot of cats die and

          i dunno man sounds like you're just feeding the coyotes

          • HornyOnMain
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            2 years ago

            i remember reading this so i found a reddit link to the screenshot of a twitter post:

            https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/iwsl0d/that_sounds_like_feeding_the_coyotes_with_extra/

      • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Life is harsh when you weigh five pounds.

        I once had a cat that weighed at least 15 lbs and would fight small dogs :arm-L: :party-cat: :arm-R:

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Also fights with wild (big) cats. A family member who lived out in the sticks had an indoor/outdoor cat that got into it with a fucking bobcat one night. She scared it off, but not before it got some nasty scratches in. She was an indoor-only cat after that, and it took a few years for the damage from the scars to clear up. She ended up living to the ripe old age of 17 or 18 -- not bad, considering.

    • YouAreReadingThis [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I grew up in a home where the cats spent about half their time outside, and apart from one that got run over, four of them lived to see 15. No coyotes in the area, though.

    • Goadstool
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      2 months ago

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  • macabrett
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    2 years ago

    Dirt_Owl! No! The cats will hunt your kind until you are extinct!

    • THC
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      2 years ago

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  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    yea I have no idea what's been going on the last couple of days. my dwarves need me

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      hell yeah i keep embarking on heavy aquifer areas and weeping when all my dwarves drown in a cataclysmic flood after I get over-confident on my well digging skills