First, the real reason they want you to avoid the sun…
Who is the "they" that wants to reduce your penis size? As always, these batshit conspiracy theories immediately fall apart when you try and think about who is benefiting. Literally where are the mondo dick sun boy shlong elites trying to prevent you from having a 20 inch pecker? Who, structurally speaking, benefits from you not having a giant dong, other than your cow fetish tradwife not winding up in the ICU thanks to your uselessly big hentai schwangus?
Wasn't that a thing reactionary grifters were trying to push a few years ago? They were trying to sell something associated with it too, but I forget what. Retreats for "sunning" or something I think.
There's a big push in woo crystal chakra adjacent new-agey fascism for "anus sunning" that's getting direct sun on ya b-hole to open your third eye or some incoherent nonsense.
I also wouldn’t be comfortable doing it anywhere other than a secluded spot in the middle of nowhere tbqh, which makes it pretty inaccessible.
You kidding? I air out my b-hole and get the sun beating down on it from my apartment's deck. Sure it got me on a sex offender watch list but I activated my third eye and can see through Joe Brandon's tricks.
It's big with them. There's like a whole contingent of reactionary hippies who think sunning their butt makes them an indigo child. Either Vice or Channel 5 did an interview with one of them.
https://carnivoreaurelius.com/sunlight-a-miracle-forgotten-health-cure/
I don't what no even no
He believes that sunbathing makes your penis bigger, "Unfortunately this maxes out around 20 inches."
edit: but also ties solar medicine to the wisdom of the Ancient Greeks, who famously saw large penii as barbaric and small penopodes as noble.
editedit: https://carnivoreaurelius.com/rise-of-digital-pseudonymity/ What the fuck even is this guy.
Who is the "they" that wants to reduce your penis size? As always, these batshit conspiracy theories immediately fall apart when you try and think about who is benefiting. Literally where are the mondo dick sun boy shlong elites trying to prevent you from having a 20 inch pecker? Who, structurally speaking, benefits from you not having a giant dong, other than your cow fetish tradwife not winding up in the ICU thanks to your uselessly big hentai schwangus?
Big Small Penis is trying to suppress alpha males.
I'm going to guess this is where some anti semitism would come in to plug the logical gaps
Wasn't that a thing reactionary grifters were trying to push a few years ago? They were trying to sell something associated with it too, but I forget what. Retreats for "sunning" or something I think.
There's a big push in woo crystal chakra adjacent new-agey fascism for "anus sunning" that's getting direct sun on ya b-hole to open your third eye or some incoherent nonsense.
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You kidding? I air out my b-hole and get the sun beating down on it from my apartment's deck. Sure it got me on a sex offender watch list but I activated my third eye and can see through Joe Brandon's tricks.
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It's big with them. There's like a whole contingent of reactionary hippies who think sunning their butt makes them an indigo child. Either Vice or Channel 5 did an interview with one of them.
The Dunning-Kruger world champion.
"Attempting to block the sun with creams that actually cause the disease, epitomizes how backwards our society is."
Thinking about the chud protest in Australia last year where no one was wearing sunscreen and were blaming their ears peeling on 5G rays.