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minus-squareGarbageShoot [he/him]hexbear69·edit-27 months agoThere once was a beach in Nantucket With a car that was built like bucket link
minus-squarecmhickman358 [he/him]hexbear44·7 months agoAs the owner suntanned His truck sank in the sand link
minus-squarejoaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear37·7 months agoSo he walked away saying "fuck it" link
minus-squarearymandias [none/use name]hexbear22·edit-27 months agoWheels stuck in the sand, His dick in his hand, Thanking Elon Musk for the bucket. Edit: just realized it says ‘beach’ not ‘man’, ow well. link
minus-squaretriplenadir@lemmygrad.mlhexbear21·edit-27 months agoHighly unplanned The car's stuck in the sand And now there's no way to unfuck it linkfedilink
minus-squareroux [he/him, they/them]hexbear16·7 months agoSalt water made it rusty as fuck. Chuds say " I still love this truck." link
There once was a beach in Nantucket
With a car that was built like bucket
As the owner suntanned
His truck sank in the sand
So he walked away saying "fuck it"
Wheels stuck in the sand,
His dick in his hand,
Thanking Elon Musk for the bucket.
Edit: just realized it says ‘beach’ not ‘man’, ow well.
Highly unplanned
The car's stuck in the sand
And now there's no way to unfuck it
Salt water made it rusty as fuck.
Chuds say " I still love this truck."