Fucking wasting time every day to check mark shit like “did you drink water?” “Did you eat a breakfast today?” Fuck your self. Fuck the US and its shitty insurance. Everyone in charge of the government deserves to have their kneecaps shot off

  • Abraxiel
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    2 years ago

    Snapping a quick photo of my shit for my work-required health service companion app

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    • Shoegazer [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Sitting in a conversation on the train with tech bros about why I should buy a Tesla because it can drive by itself so I can relax and do other things

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        • Shoegazer [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I have not. But it’s scary that I ironically came up with this idea independently lol

          Here’s another banger. Renting out your automated Teslas to small business owners who rent it out to normal customers

  • Vampire [any]
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    2 years ago

    What's Virgin Pulse some sort of Volcel Police app?

    • Shoegazer [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      So imagine a mundane motivational app where you keep track of health related tasks. Eating healthy, exercising daily, taking 9000 steps. Now, combine that with the insanity of insurance costs in the US, and you have an app that is pushed by employers for you to use in order to rack up “points” which have a monetary value, but it can only be redeemed as gift cards for specific shops and sites.

      Some places will lower your insurance costs if you get x amount of points and show proof that you’ve done x amount of tasks. It’s literally gamifying health insurance.

  • Sea_Gull [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Oh my god that sounds utterly insufferable. Adding extra tasks onto you when they're the reason you're not drinking water