It is a scientific fact that animals that carry a house around are cute. Examples:

Snail

Hermit crab

Armadillo

Turtle

I make it my entire ass job to relocate snails when they think it's totally safe to hang out on a busy sidewalk. Like excuse me sir I just don't want you to be stepped on :kitty-cri:

Girls with a time machine: omg snail I love you so much!

Guys with a time machine: Here's nuclear weapons, take over the world and kill the humans.

Cucumper :hyperflush:

I have too many of them, tbh.

I've met so many people who put salt on snails for fun :doomer:

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