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minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonAhexbear9·2 years agoI lied it delivers a ghostly pale arm with long claws that gently strokes your head while you're taking a dump. Encouraging you to do your business in a timely manner. link
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]hexbear8·2 years agoLiteral corporate ghoul reporting me for pooping too long on the job link
minus-squareLaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear6·2 years agoThe Majora's Mask toilet hand hasn't been the same since he got that promotion. Went straight to his head and he became a snitch. link
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I lied it delivers a ghostly pale arm with long claws that gently strokes your head while you're taking a dump.
Encouraging you to do your business in a timely manner.
Literal corporate ghoul reporting me for pooping too long on the job
The Majora's Mask toilet hand hasn't been the same since he got that promotion. Went straight to his head and he became a snitch.