Here I was thinking it was going to be some kind of joke. After watching I am half convinced he has some sort of mud walking powers and they were powerless before his might.
I would have thought pigs would have been right at home wallowing in the mud, yet they seemed so disoriented.
Here I was thinking it was going to be some kind of joke. After watching I am half convinced he has some sort of mud walking powers and they were powerless before his might.
It's because of their body armor. They're carrying between 30-60 extra pounds on their bodies without increasing the surface area it's spread over (that of their feet specifically) at all. So they sink much faster & deeper than a guy who's just in plainclothes/a robe.
we got a physics nerd here trying to explain mud magic, no nerd wizards float on mud pigs sink bc of magic
I didn't say he wasn't a Mud Wizard. I'm saying that this is Vancian Magic.
some might say that the armor they are weaing is excessive for their purposes
and you know what they say about guys with big feet: their body weight is dispersed into a wider area like a snowshoe
Local time traveler captures footage from the Battle of Agincourt
Who would win: Police with billions of dollars in funds or one wizard with the stone to mud spell?
Pigs being weak to mud is something we should remember
The main weakness of riot cops is the heaviness of their gear. Legs, terrain, anything that throws them (including the extra weight) off balance is magnified
This is why you always take an Entanglement, or Grease spell.
average fireball fan :soypoint-1:
average battlefield control enjoyer :gigachad:
I love the guy shouting arbeit while the pig is tugging at the other pigs leg.
Im the USA the wizard would simply be shot in the head by a fat officer 30 yards away from the mud.
Implying that an American police officer could hit a small target from 30 yards away and not just magdumping in the vague direction of the target, hitting several bystanders
Beautiful. This is what German identity really means. Not whatever that weird motherfucker with the missing ball was spouting.
At this point, getting owned because you wore heavy armor into bad terrain is as fundamentally German as starting and losing World Wars.
Not whatever that weird motherfucker with the missing ball was spouting
I was like "does he mean Hitler?" and then I looked it up. Had no idea he was missing a nut.
you mean you dont know the song?
hitler has only got one ball
goring has two but very small
himmler's are similar
and poor old gobbels has no balls at all
Funny. You'd think the pigs would find themselves right at home rolling around in mud.
