TankieTanuki [he/him] to

the_dunk_tank • 2 years ago

MANipulate time to rise and grind at 3x speed 💪😎⌚

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MANipulate time to rise and grind at 3x speed 💪😎⌚

TankieTanuki [he/him] to

the_dunk_tank • 2 years ago

Stop living like a cave man in 1723!

CEO of Speed

Is this code for amphetamine abuse?

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TankieTanuki [he/him]
hexagon
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2 years ago
Explaining to my boss that I deserve 3x salary because I am manipulating time. :gigachad:

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- EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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  2 years ago
  CEO justifying his annual salary by explaining that he actually gets paid the same as you, he just has one thousand days every day.
  
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- TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
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  2 years ago
  Your boss giving you a pay cut because they count 90 minute hours.
  
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