Stop living like a cave man in 1723!

CEO of Speed

Is this code for amphetamine abuse?

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    That's nothing. My day starts at 6am and ends at 9am. Boom. That's when my second day starts- it goes from 9am to noon.

    Two days in a day, the potential is insane right? Okay now realize that when the second day ends, the third day is already there. I'm already in my third day. That goes to 3pm. But I'm not even done. At 3pm my fourth day starts. And for the next 3 hours, I'm literally 3 days ahead of you.

    Do that for a week, I'm a month in. Do that for a month, goodbye spring, or goodbye summer, I'm already done. Do that for one of your seasons, or what you think a season is... I'm effectively living in 2024 and you're still planting your fucking garden. You're obliterated. Wiped from history. They say there are two deaths, once when you die, and once when you're remembered for the last time. You just experienced both in the same day.

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Explaining to my boss that I deserve 3x salary because I am manipulating time. :gigachad:

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    this guy seems profoundly unhealthy. his skin appearance indicates heavy drug abuse

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      "Manipulating time" sounds like psychedelics but everything else about him screams stimulants.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      it's just how people look when they mix crushed up adderal, ground rhino horn, caffeine powder, alex jones' patented heart attack accelerator supplement and testosterone and rip fat lines of that all day long

              • kristina [she/her]
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                2 years ago

                its completely different thing when you mischaracterize your growths to other people and capitalize on them believing you

                and body dysmorphia and gender dysphoria are very different things and its transphobic as fuck to act like theyre the same. body dysmorphia has no cure (edit: but does have treatments via ssris that dont alter your body), if you do one alteration you wont get relief, and you will find a new issue. with gender dysphoria, you do get relief after treatment. this is by the metrics and by the admissions of people that actually have these issues.

                so yeah, if i went around lying to trans people that i wasnt on E and to buy my soy milk supplements to achieve my tit gains, that'd be fucked. especially if i am doing treatments to achieve tit growth that are dangerous (of which there are some in fact).

                  • kristina [she/her]
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                    2 years ago

                    TBH, I didn’t actually know that. But admittedly I also don’t really care, I guess. If you’re allowed to alter your body as you wish, why the fuck not anybody else?

                    Why are you fucking special?

                    Bro, if the alterations actually make people feel better, I'm all for it. What I'm against is self harm. People that have a never ending need to get bigger are demonstrably removing years, sometimes as many as four decades, off their lifespan. And it's all from fucked societal perceptions.

                    Go look into steroid abuse mishaps. So many bodybuilders die age 40-50 because of it. My bf is a bodybuilder himself and knows people that have died from this

                    There are people with BDD that have a never-ending desire to just cut their arms and legs off. Are you ok with that level of self harm?

                      • kristina [she/her]
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                        2 years ago

                        Honestly, I want to cut parts of my skin off, & have them pulled tighter around my body; cause they don’t attach right anymore due to my having been morbidly obese since middle-school. So I don’t see how I can really argue against it, in all honesty.

                        Excess skin removal surgeries can actually reduce pain and afaik is covered by some insurances. I'd personally consider it reconstructive. Studies do show reconstructive surgeries provide better mental health outcomes but obviously the way insurance companies categorize things are nutty. Its important to talk to docs about post-surgery studies and ask for how happy people are afterwards statistically. Take a look at before and after pictures too. Sometimes it isn't all rosy.

                        I’m sorry I tried to push your buttons about the HRT thing. Yeah, that was transphobic behavior on my part, and I understand why my previous (original even) account got banned, because no that’s not acceptable behavior. I am sorry if I hurt you in having done that.

                        I appreciate the self awareness :meow-hug:

                        And beyond that, tbh I don’t see what is actually wrong with people choosing to, or wanting to live with a disability even if they had an option to do otherwise. I understand that yes, it makes living life, especially in a society that does everything it can to make even basic subsistence for people with disabilities as close to impossible as it can be, very difficult. I still think that, on principle, that should be something that they’re allowed to do if they want to I guess.

                        I just disagree. For example, I know some trans women that have gotten extremely experimental surgeries that reduce things like collarbone width, their height, or even went and got bottom surgeries at cheap, not reputable doctors. They killed themselves. Those were people that I knew and helped and cared about. Gender dysphoria is widely regarded as treatable and even has a reputation of treatments being miracle cures for a sufferer's mental health (metrics show extreme rates of satisfaction post-treatment for surgeries and hrt, with the least satisfied treatment being FTM bottom surgery, with a 2% dissatisfaction rate. These sorts of satisfaction rates are unheard of.), but it is incredibly important for people suffering from any ailment to follow the science, look at the metrics, and take the advice of reputable physicians. Because if you go to unreliable physicians who do extremely experimental procedures, you have no idea where you'll be post-op.

    • jabrd [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      He’s probably on test or some other PED that would get you booted from any sports league. There’s a growing market of high end, legal ‘hormone’ treatment for men that amounts to infusing them with enough testosterone to turn them into Bane. It always results in that weird leathery skin, flushed with blood look. You can see it on 90% of ‘success CEO’ types, especially the fit ones. Classic I’m 55 but have an 8 pack kind of stuff

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      JUST TAKE DMT DONT BE A (slur here) :frothingfash:

    • SuperNovaCouchGuy2 [any]
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      2 years ago

      nah its hustler alpha male skin, a sign of being on the #Grindset for14 more days a week than normal beta sheeple plugged into the matrix, a literal god amongst fucking 7 day plebs 300 years behind time when the majority of humanity were living in caves

    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Lol, I thought the same fucking thing. This is literally the time cube thing with 4 days passing per day or whatever the fuck it was. This man is the answer to "what if the timecube guy was also a grindset guy"

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Joe Rogan and his dudebro culture consequences have been a disaster for the human race. :doomer:

  • SuperNovaCouchGuy2 [any]
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    2 years ago

    Stop living like a cave man in 1723!

    lol what a visionary CEO, he found out that the Paleolithic Era didnt end at roughly 10,000 B.C. but in fact only ended a mere 300 years ago, write that down or get left behind

    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      The cave men were living 30 days per day, one month per day, then they stopped in the enlightenment.

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This fucking loser only has 21 days a week, whereas my work days last only 45 seconds and are getting shorter and shorter. Soon I will have weeks where decades happen

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Medieval Europeans used to wake up during the long winter dark, do something for an hour or two, then go back to bed. This vascular dork hasn't invented anything new.

  • Dyno [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Huh.
    Wake up at 6am, grind for 6 hours.
    Presumably sleep separates 'days', so take a nap for precisely 0 minutes. That's one day, I guess.
    Grind from 12pm to 6pm. Take another hypernap of 0 minutes. That's day two.
    Grind from 6pm to 12am. Sleep for 6 hours. That's day three.

    So essentially, it's 'you need to be working 18 hours a day, 7 days a week like before the advent of the labour movement - that's how we built industry'

  • usa_suxxx [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    For some reason, I thought he was going to encourage people to only work 6 hours a day at most and I had the sudden urge to buy some supplements. I did not expect that twist.