Stop living like a cave man in 1723!
CEO of Speed
Is this code for amphetamine abuse?
Explaining to my boss that I deserve 3x salary because I am manipulating time. :gigachad:
CEO justifying his annual salary by explaining that he actually gets paid the same as you, he just has one thousand days every day.
Your boss giving you a pay cut because they count 90 minute hours.
That's nothing. My day starts at 6am and ends at 9am. Boom. That's when my second day starts- it goes from 9am to noon.
Two days in a day, the potential is insane right? Okay now realize that when the second day ends, the third day is already there. I'm already in my third day. That goes to 3pm. But I'm not even done. At 3pm my fourth day starts. And for the next 3 hours, I'm literally 3 days ahead of you.
Do that for a week, I'm a month in. Do that for a month, goodbye spring, or goodbye summer, I'm already done. Do that for one of your seasons, or what you think a season is... I'm effectively living in 2024 and you're still planting your fucking garden. You're obliterated. Wiped from history. They say there are two deaths, once when you die, and once when you're remembered for the last time. You just experienced both in the same day.
this guy seems profoundly unhealthy. his skin appearance indicates heavy drug abuse
"Manipulating time" sounds like psychedelics but everything else about him screams stimulants.
it's just how people look when they mix crushed up adderal, ground rhino horn, caffeine powder, alex jones' patented heart attack accelerator supplement and testosterone and rip fat lines of that all day long
its completely different thing when you mischaracterize your growths to other people and capitalize on them believing you
and body dysmorphia and gender dysphoria are very different things and its transphobic as fuck to act like theyre the same. body dysmorphia has no cure (edit: but does have treatments via ssris that dont alter your body), if you do one alteration you wont get relief, and you will find a new issue. with gender dysphoria, you do get relief after treatment. this is by the metrics and by the admissions of people that actually have these issues.
so yeah, if i went around lying to trans people that i wasnt on E and to buy my soy milk supplements to achieve my tit gains, that'd be fucked. especially if i am doing treatments to achieve tit growth that are dangerous (of which there are some in fact).
He’s probably on test or some other PED that would get you booted from any sports league. There’s a growing market of high end, legal ‘hormone’ treatment for men that amounts to infusing them with enough testosterone to turn them into Bane. It always results in that weird leathery skin, flushed with blood look. You can see it on 90% of ‘success CEO’ types, especially the fit ones. Classic I’m 55 but have an 8 pack kind of stuff
nah its hustler alpha male skin, a sign of being on the #Grindset for14 more days a week than normal beta sheeple plugged into the matrix, a literal god amongst fucking 7 day plebs 300 years behind time when the majority of humanity were living in caves
Lol, I thought the same fucking thing. This is literally the time cube thing with 4 days passing per day or whatever the fuck it was. This man is the answer to "what if the timecube guy was also a grindset guy"
Even though his website got bought and filled up by some kind of SEO spambot, we will never forget.
This is 100% what Hitler was like when his generals were telling him the Red Army was marching West
Stop living like a cave man in 1723!
lol what a visionary CEO, he found out that the Paleolithic Era didnt end at roughly 10,000 B.C. but in fact only ended a mere 300 years ago, write that down or get left behind
The cave men were living 30 days per day, one month per day, then they stopped in the enlightenment.
This fucking loser only has 21 days a week, whereas my work days last only 45 seconds and are getting shorter and shorter. Soon I will have weeks where decades happen
The only force more effective at compressing time than gravity is the SIGMA GRINDSET :bateman-ontological:
Medieval Europeans used to wake up during the long winter dark, do something for an hour or two, then go back to bed. This vascular dork hasn't invented anything new.
They usually reserved that time for snacks and fucking.
Huh.
Wake up at 6am, grind for 6 hours.
Presumably sleep separates 'days', so take a nap for precisely 0 minutes. That's one day, I guess.
Grind from 12pm to 6pm. Take another hypernap of 0 minutes. That's day two.
Grind from 6pm to 12am. Sleep for 6 hours. That's day three.So essentially, it's 'you need to be working 18 hours a day, 7 days a week like before the advent of the labour movement - that's how we built industry'