• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      The X-Men will fix things by staying on their magic island where they can come back from the dead!

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    X-Men comics are always funny, because they always get so close to an actual point and then usually shit the bed when they get there

    Like the time when Mutants were supposed to represent queer folk and the government was going to regulate them having kids as a reference to Prop 8, but this happened literally after a mutant kid killed a bunch of people, which I don't think happens when gay couples adopt

    Or the time when the X-Men relocated to Alcatraz Island and formed a sovereign nation on it, but people wanted to kick them out and the writer kept saying that it was the Mutant's Israel and it just got real icky real quick

    • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Or the time when the X-Men relocated to Alcatraz Island and formed a sovereign nation on it, but people wanted to kick them out and the writer kept saying that it was the Mutant’s Israel and it just got real icky real quick

      motherfuckers they had it right here this shit writes itself what the fuck

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    I guess this is the benefit of Disney being unable to make a radio friendly unit shifter version of the X-Men for a movie.

  • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The likely response by MJ

    Mary Jane: I disargroo cuss the speedeermun will sayv oos!!! Blah blah hope, blah blah brighter tomorrow, blah blah