• Comp4 [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I only remember there was this one CIA Assassin that was sent after Castro. Instead of killing him.... she had sex with him (multiple times I think). Castro had almost magical game it seems.

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      He literally put a loaded gun into her hand and said, "You can't kill me, no one can kill me" and by her own account, she knew he was right

      • 7bicycles [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        His bit about the moral vest seems like a joke but then also there's this and like 800 other attempts or so he got out of fine.

        • FidelChadstro [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          i wonder if he met the witch from Big Fish who can show you how you die if you look in her eye, and that's why he knew not to fear assassins

        • bobdolesflaccidunit [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          You get an extra life for every fascist or slaver you overthrow. It’s in the Bible I’m pretty sure.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Sometimes I wonder if the CIA didn't make up the number of times they tried to kill him so people would think they're less competent than they actually are.

      • UlyssesT
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        10 days ago

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    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I think it was actually that she slept with him then was annoyed that he wasn't as interested in her as she was in him so the CIA recruited her to kill him then she couldn't go through with it

      • Comp4 [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Thats very much possible Its ages that I read the story somewhere.