Ted Cruz: Tank. He'll stand there and look really fucking sad while being pummeled with facts and reason. Facts about U.S imperialism? His cloak of self hatred is too thick.
Charlie Kirk: Rogue. He'll annoy and bewilder the fuck out of the adversary. Why's his face like that? How did this failson grift so much money?
Tucker: DPS. Position him behind Ted and let him do that stupid fucking smug scowl, channeling the pathetic chaos energy of 10,000,000 angry Fox News dads into a narrow beam.
Sorry leftists. It's over.
Ben Shapiro is omitted for fairness, of course:debate-me-debate-me:
Ted Cruz: Tank. He'll stand there and look really fucking sad while being pummeled with facts and reason. Facts about U.S imperialism? His cloak of self hatred is too thick.
Charlie Kirk: Rogue. He'll annoy and bewilder the fuck out of the adversary. Why's his face like that? How did this failson grift so much money?
Tucker: DPS. Position him behind Ted and let him do that stupid fucking smug scowl, channeling the pathetic chaos energy of 10,000,000 angry Fox News dads into a narrow beam.
Sorry leftists. It's over.
Ben Shapiro is omitted for fairness, of course:debate-me-debate-me: