• charly4994 [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    George Washington because that means we also get a time machine which I can then steal from the racist piece of shit.

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Tucker should be later in that list he's literally a professional at not saying that word but making sure all his listeners heard it

        • 4zi [he/him, comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Nah Tucker definitely says it in private. Has to get it out of his system before going on air

          • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            He definitely wouldn't because all it would take is someone reccording it and they would make a fortune and ruin his career or at least push him into a murkier spot down the far right pipeline

          • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Just calling someone a slave is an equivalent word in the context. You don't need a history of violence behind a word if you have current violence

  • CanYouFeelItMrKrabs [any, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    George Washington since that is a painting and when they try to argue back it'll be like :wall-talk:

    good luck against that haha!

  • Sinonatrix [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Ted Cruz: Tank. He'll stand there and look really fucking sad while being pummeled with facts and reason. Facts about U.S imperialism? His cloak of self hatred is too thick.

    Charlie Kirk: Rogue. He'll annoy and bewilder the fuck out of the adversary. Why's his face like that? How did this failson grift so much money?

    Tucker: DPS. Position him behind Ted and let him do that stupid fucking smug scowl, channeling the pathetic chaos energy of 10,000,000 angry Fox News dads into a narrow beam.

    Sorry leftists. It's over.

    Ben Shapiro is omitted for fairness, of course:debate-me-debate-me:

  • Comp4 [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Tucker Carlson because he is like the Lebron James of Racism. George Washington for old times sake. Finally that guy with the super small face because its gonna unsettle everyone you meet.

  • Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    8,2 and 3 so that Washington immediately disrupts the debate by asking why they allowed an Italian homosexual and a woman to speak out of turn and demand where their owner is while syphilitic drool pools out of his mouth.

  • mkultrawide [any]
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    2 years ago

    No, please, don't pick the man who doesn't know what electricity is, I beg you.

    • PaleoEternalSupreme
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      2 years ago

      the man who doesn’t know what a electricity is

      Gonna have to be more specific than that

  • neo [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    my #1 pick is easily ted cruz because he is the ultimate debate club nerd. he who most deserves to be stuffed in a school locker makes the best debate partner

        • barrbaric [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          After some zoom and enhancing I think you might be right; the irises are too light to be Tulsi. So what's Kristi's claim to fame? Never heard of her before now.

          • Teapot [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Current governor of SD, I think was mentioned as a possible replacement to pence in 2020. Presidential hopeful