I keep telling you
George Washington is 291 years old and he's dead
Reanimating Washington with Juche necromancy only for him to die immediately of a heart attack when I tell him what percentage of the population are from German descent
George Washington because that means we also get a time machine which I can then steal from the racist piece of shit.
Quick, rank them in order of "most likely to say the :freeze-gamer: word"
Tucker should be later in that list he's literally a professional at not saying that word but making sure all his listeners heard it
Nah Tucker definitely says it in private. Has to get it out of his system before going on air
He definitely wouldn't because all it would take is someone reccording it and they would make a fortune and ruin his career or at least push him into a murkier spot down the far right pipeline
Even if it didnt, his slave owner ass probably had some equivalent word
Just calling someone a slave is an equivalent word in the context. You don't need a history of violence behind a word if you have current violence
Bolsonaro immediately spits at him for being gay before fainting from overexertion and being admitted to the hospital
George Washington since that is a painting and when they try to argue back it'll be like :wall-talk:
good luck against that haha!
Ted Cruz: Tank. He'll stand there and look really fucking sad while being pummeled with facts and reason. Facts about U.S imperialism? His cloak of self hatred is too thick.
Charlie Kirk: Rogue. He'll annoy and bewilder the fuck out of the adversary. Why's his face like that? How did this failson grift so much money?
Tucker: DPS. Position him behind Ted and let him do that stupid fucking smug scowl, channeling the pathetic chaos energy of 10,000,000 angry Fox News dads into a narrow beam.
Sorry leftists. It's over.
Ben Shapiro is omitted for fairness, of course:debate-me-debate-me:
Tucker Carlson because he is like the Lebron James of Racism. George Washington for old times sake. Finally that guy with the super small face because its gonna unsettle everyone you meet.
8,2 and 3 so that Washington immediately disrupts the debate by asking why they allowed an Italian homosexual and a woman to speak out of turn and demand where their owner is while syphilitic drool pools out of his mouth.
No, please, don't pick the man who doesn't know what electricity is, I beg you.
the man who doesn’t know what a electricity is
Gonna have to be more specific than that
my #1 pick is easily ted cruz because he is the ultimate debate club nerd. he who most deserves to be stuffed in a school locker makes the best debate partner
He can also eat a booger in mid-sentence without skipping a beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I
:hillary-disgust: Who would ever click a youtube link under a sentence like that?
:shrug-outta-hecks: Someone who wants proof, has a strong stomach, and enjoys being surprised by Rick Astley?
After some zoom and enhancing I think you might be right; the irises are too light to be Tulsi. So what's Kristi's claim to fame? Never heard of her before now.
Current governor of SD, I think was mentioned as a possible replacement to pence in 2020. Presidential hopeful
