• Rojo27 [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    RFK Jr is gonna get popped by one of Kevin Spacey's hitmen after he tries and distance himself from his defence of Spacey.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      Then comes a video.

      Creepy Southern accent - "Hello, it's been a while since I spoke with you. Some of my compatriots have said to me 'Now that RFK Jr. is out of the race - you outta take his place on his ticket.' But you - dear viewer - are probably wondering how Frank Underwood - fictional character could run in the real world. I have a solution to that problem." He smirks and then Spacey starts speaking in his real voice. "That is because I, Kevin Spacey, hope to run on the ticket. To become a real president. Like the witnesses at my trial RFK Jr. is conveniently dead." Then he uses a tingle of his Underwood accent "I've always been lucky that way. Real lucky." Smiles.