I love America. Our two "choices" for president are both pedophiles, and when a 3rd party option appears? Also a pedophile. Lmao.
I'd be real sus about Americans on this alone if I were from another country.
Coveted pedophile whose sexual assault accusers all conveniently died endorsement
Wasn't that the plot of one of the shows he starred in?
hopefully it's just a paycheck or like that time Kate Mulgrew got booked for some pseudoscience bullshit.
I feel like people are missing the most 'we live in a shitty simulation' aspect of this.
A new age crackpot is running for president with a campaign ad narrated by the infamous Hollywood stoner son of a mafia hitman alleged to be involved in the assassination of his President uncle and connected to the broader conspiracy to murder his father.
And this might be one of the less cynical and craven prsidrntial campaigns.
RFK Jr is gonna get popped by one of Kevin Spacey's hitmen after he tries and distance himself from his defence of Spacey.
Then comes a video.
Creepy Southern accent - "Hello, it's been a while since I spoke with you. Some of my compatriots have said to me 'Now that RFK Jr. is out of the race - you outta take his place on his ticket.' But you - dear viewer - are probably wondering how Frank Underwood - fictional character could run in the real world. I have a solution to that problem." He smirks and then Spacey starts speaking in his real voice. "That is because I, Kevin Spacey, hope to run on the ticket. To become a real president. Like the witnesses at my trial RFK Jr. is conveniently dead." Then he uses a tingle of his Underwood accent "I've always been lucky that way. Real lucky." Smiles.
The woke mafia tried to cancel Kevin like Sirhan Sirhan canceled my father
kevin spacey jumpscare
