• Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    It's just unscientific though. The average, ahem, female, is not built athletically enough to do this. If you watch my 40-minute video essay you will find that I have even included the first paragraph of an actual medical study of the average percentual difference in muscle mass between men and women as proof that she could not circumvent a prophecy and slay an actual witch king in the real world.

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Reminds me of "How does Aloy, a woman, have the muscle density to take down a robotic dinosaur?"

      A statement so ridiculous on its face that even on the gaming subreddit it was on it got like -500.

      • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Is that from that game where they also somehow tried making the argument that it was unrealistic for the main character to not wear makeup, or am I getting it mixed up with something else? I will clearly be throwing my 40-minute video essay into a highly competitive field of awful takes either way. But I have an ace up my sleeve: For the entire length of the video I'm going to speak in a really obnoxious and whiny tone of voice!

          • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            You just cannot kill a robot dinosaur with vellus hairs on your cheek. Not in the real world. This is all just made up in the imaginations of the creators of the game. It flies in the face of logic.