• Big_Bob [any]
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    5 个月前

    What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?

    Ever heard of a dino with cancer?

    • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
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      5 个月前

      According to the American Museum of Natural History of New York, depending on the dinosaur species, they didn't have the same pteryx to develop a cancer.

  • D61 [any]
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    5 个月前

    Hmm... skin cancer or be an ankylosaurus? thonk

    (also, f-you spell checker for trying to correct ankylosaurus to tyrannosaurus)

  • spacecadet [he/him]
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    5 个月前

    Fun fact this was written by Elliott Kalan comedian/host of the podcast The Flophouse

  • notabot@lemm.ee
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    5 个月前

    He could charge for that. I reckon people would queue around the block to be turned into sentient dinosaurs. He could be one rich dino dude with huge fanbase of folks who've got his product and idolize him. That's bound to work out well for everyone...

      • notabot@lemm.ee
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        5 个月前

        Absolutely. That's the thing that always gets me about so many 'villains', they could inevitability gain their desired ends much more easily by being 'good' but persist in being evil.