• Big_Bob [any]
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    7 months ago

    What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?

    Ever heard of a dino with cancer?

    • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
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      7 months ago

      According to the American Museum of Natural History of New York, depending on the dinosaur species, they didn't have the same pteryx to develop a cancer.

  • D61 [any]
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    7 months ago

    Hmm... skin cancer or be an ankylosaurus? thonk

    (also, f-you spell checker for trying to correct ankylosaurus to tyrannosaurus)

  • spacecadet [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Fun fact this was written by Elliott Kalan comedian/host of the podcast The Flophouse

  • notabot@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    He could charge for that. I reckon people would queue around the block to be turned into sentient dinosaurs. He could be one rich dino dude with huge fanbase of folks who've got his product and idolize him. That's bound to work out well for everyone...

      • notabot@lemm.ee
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        7 months ago

        Absolutely. That's the thing that always gets me about so many 'villains', they could inevitability gain their desired ends much more easily by being 'good' but persist in being evil.