• idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
    hexbear
    31
    2 months ago

    Excuse me sir if you obstruct traffic it is within my rights to crush you with my one tonne truck

  • Angel [any]
    hexbear
    28
    2 months ago

    I'm ASS far-left as they CUM panting

      • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
        hexbear
        11
        2 months ago

        Show

        The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

        نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

        volcel-police

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    15
    2 months ago

    Me too, I don't want those kids to ruin their chances of receiving financial aid for college.

    Minors, please leave the property damage to the adults!

  • Big_Bob [any]
    hexbear
    14
    2 months ago

    I'm a militant maoist third worldist, but I draw the line at being rude in the YouTube comment section

  • nothx [any]
    hexbear
    14
    edit-2
    2 months ago

    I’m as left as they come, but I BACK THE BLUE when it comes to criminals spray painting hearts and peace signs on sidewalks.

  • kfc [any]
    hexbear
    4
    2 months ago

    I was on the far left (Romney Republican) until I read about scary teenagers skateboarding in a parking lot 2 cities over

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
    hexbear
    4
    2 months ago

    i draw the line with chalk on your property

    the kids wanted to play hopscotch

    i'll kill you if you try to stop them