Most courageous Zionist

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    No no, here's the kicker that's too on the nose.

    He was a military cop. He was discharged for domestic abuse, his felony conviction I didn't know about when the landlord moved him into the house without us being able to interview him.

    Then he had the 19 year-old girlfriend as a 31 year-old with a very questionable timeline of when they met. She moved in too.

    That other libertarian roommate? Diesel mechanic in the Army National Guard, overnight security guard who bought into every gruntstyle commodity fetish out there. 18 year-old fiancee that he immediately impregnated at 27. She moved in too.

    Both of those partners were raised in fanatically Christian mountain communities and had never left their hometowns before. They adopted the politics of my roommates and fetishised being tradwives.