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    4 years ago

    Random muslim guy leaning against a wall in Xinjiang: Speaking into an iphone Uhh yeah dude those jails are fucked up man. I bet they've got like 5 million of our guys locked in there or something cause that place is huuuuge. My mom's boyfriend Skweezy Zhao used to tell me they like strap you to a papoose board and make you chant "Allah sucks, I like China a lot" and shit. And I know he's legit because he gave me my first hit of opium when I was 12. Trust me man, this shit's insane."

    Interviewer, whose Twitter name is "GABRIEL WIELDS HIS FLAMING SWORD AGAINST COMMUNISM": Holy shit get Mike Pompeo on the phone