EMPRESS has promised to crack the game within 10 days. Given her track record, I'm inclined to believe her, she is the only known person able to crack Denuvo, and she's good at it. So if you must play it, wait a few days and pirate it.

  • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    2 years ago

    if you want to play the game then at least shut up about it forever

    No, if the actual gameplay isn't actively painful or the story mind-numbingly mediocre, I'm gonna play it and tell everyone how awful the games writing is.

    We might be approaching COD-levels of "If you just describe what is happening, most people will think it's satire".

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      the story mind-numbingly mediocre

      yeah about that...

      https://hexbear.net/post/249896

      • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        See though, that doesn’t sound like mind-numbingly mediocre, that sounds like fascinatingly awful. I want to see the trainwreck and go “look at this garbage fire wtf is going on”