This is an urgent moral question that deserves our full attention.
This prompt fulfills the basic conservative fantasy: a.) they get to be a hero saving people with zero sacrifice or effort on their part and b.) they get to say the n-word
Doing "a" alone is good but it leaves them feeling empty inside. They won but they didn't really finish.
what if there was a bomb and it could only be defused by teaching critical race theory, what would you do then
this was literally the plot to Die Hard 3
You don't understand, I had to say the N-word! Jeremy Irons had a nuclear bomb!
N-word nuclear war trolley problem
You can save ten million people. But to save each person - a right-wing streamer gets to broadcast an uncensored hour of hate and racism on Youtube.
If that's all it took then all the people would already be saved.
this is just the trolley problem but altered to make the tracks switch by saying the n-word
nobody who isn't a Nazi is sitting around wracking their brains for a situation wherein it's not just permissible but a moral imperative to drop the n-word
stomp ben in the balls until he [redacted]
If there’s a bomb that’s about to go off and kill a million people and the only way to disarm it is for a white person to say the nword hard r, it’s better to let the bomb go off because at least then it’s not racist.
Imagine having a life so sheltered this is the kind of problem that stays on your mind
This is why I hate "what ifs" debates. It's completely fictionalized idealism with zero material impact on the world.
If you ever "what if" me I'm going to answer "is it actually happening right now? No? Fuck off with your made up bullshit."
:geordi-no: actually being concerned about nuclear proliferation
:geordi-yes: this bullshit
upon imagining themselves in this scenario, the conservative remembers the quote....
"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."
Conservatives are obsessed with tricking liberals into saying they're the same but only on those issues where there's light between them
