HELLWORLD HELLWORLD HELLWORLD

  • Wheaties [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    haha all that stuff about man-made horrors beyond comprehension is silly

    this is completely comprehendable and still fully horrific

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    impossible to satirize

    raze this entire fucking country to the dirt and start over

  • Flinch [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    IN :amerikkka-clap: BAD :amerikkka-clap: COUNTRY :amerikkka-clap:

  • half_giraffe [comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Right in line with blood plasma from poor Americans being the US's 10th most valuable export. Pretty fucking horrifying when capitalism being "vampiric" isn't even a metaphor.

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Innocent poor people are already being advised to take plea deals for reduced sentences; is this the new business practice? Will more poor people be seeing court for the organ trade?

  • SerLava [he/him]
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    receive a reduction in their sentence of between 60 days and a year on the condition that they have donated bone marrow or organs

    SIXTY FUCKING DAYS DUDE NO

    AHHH

    THIS IS TO FARM ORGANS FROM INNOCENT PARENTS WHO WANT TO KEEP CUSTODY, AND SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIMS, THERES NOBODY ELSE WHO WOULD FUCKING DO THIS

    • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      If you're going to do something this extremely fucked up you should be giving them 5-10 years off their sentence. Three months to lose a fucking organ?

      Of course, all of this just encourages imprisoning more people for longer to get your organ farms cooking.

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      at least donating bone marrow isn't dangerous and doesn't cause any permananent damage

      but yeah it's fucked up

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Remember when System of a Down wrote music about this kind of stuff instead of trying to hawk NFTs?

    • SerLava [he/him]
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      :hasan-smash:

      I

      DID NOT

      WANT TO

      KNOW THIS

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Remember when System of a Down wrote music about this kind of stuff instead of trying to hawk NFTs?

      Fuck, I've been Milkshake Duck'd. :desolate:

  • artificialset [she/her, fae/faer]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Lmao put this shit in a movie or a headline from China and libs would be outraged, but when glorious and free :amerikkka-clap: does it well that's different

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    This is going to be on /r/UpliftingNews isn't it? :agony-4horsemen:

    • emizeko [they/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      and then crossposted from there to r/OrphanCrushingMachine

  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Interesting that it's Massachusetts and not, say, Texas or Florida. Hmmm what could this possibly teach us about liberalism? :thinkin-lenin: