I spent years dating someone who wanted nothing more than to move to Texas.
I do not date them anymore.
WTF is this? A Theme Park for ants? Every single midway I've worked was bigger than the total park space here.
Just think of all the exercise people will get walking from the furthest spaces to the park!
drive for 45 minutes to take the overpriced toll road to go to the parking lot desert that costs 30 dollars to park and 15 minutes to find a spot to go buy tickets to wait in line for 1-2 hours in the blazing southern sun to look at a plastic spiderman and ride his ride for 5 minutes :shrug-outta-hecks:
I thought they were houses and the whole thing was a plan for a suburb or something
lol, even the tollway has more surface area than the actual park area
probably more expensive than the cost of extra land. if they had bigger parking demands they'd just have bought even more space and created an even larger asphalt desert.
